Late for work essays

Late for work essays I was late for work again, as I walked into my office my boss saw me and told me that if I am late for work any more this month that he is going to have no choice but to lay me off. So as you can tell I was in a very crappy mood. After work I went to the local bar to let off some stress but there was my boss. He was sitting 2 seats away from me at the bar. I knew that if he saw me sitting there that I would here a lecture all night long. So I had a genus idea, I would go to him and say hi, talk to him and I listen to the long lecture about how me being late affects my performance at the office. And slip him some pills in his drink buy a prostitute a prostitute to fuck him while I took pictures. This was the smartest idea I ever thought of. At least I thought it was. When I went to sit next to him he was already very hammered. He told me that I looked great in my penguin costume. I thought to myself this is going to be easy. He went to the bathroom and I saw my chance, I slipped a pil l in his drink. Little did I know some random guy slipped a pill in my drink thinking that the drink belonged to the sexy girl next to me. So we where both fucked up and wasted we went to the office singing songs and yelling random things. It was 12:00 and we were completely without logic. Next thing I know I wake up around a circle of people with my boss shouting More, More in his dreams. The circle of people where all my co-workers. As I got up and walked away some one shouted Well at least he is on time ...